So after the Serge-a-like events of Saturday, you know when he touched me and I thought I was going to faint, I thought my life couldn’t get any more worse. BUT IT DID. And this time I was SOBER. IN THE GYM.
It was a normal Monday night, the Baby Giraffe and I watched Glee then went to the gym (I do realise 10pm is an odd time to go to such a place but we can barely get up for work in the mornings and our gym is in the opposite direction to Seal Street so all temptation to go out is lost...well almost). The gym was going ok despite the high concentration of men that happened to be there but we figured its Monday so everybody has good intensions.
Anyway, we finished all our cardio so you can imagine how attractive we look and we moved to another floor to start doing sit-ups and things like that. Upon entering this floor we spotted ARMS on the Elliptical and oh boy was he hot...think Abercrombie and Fitch hot. Then whilst I was on some inside leg toner thing and the Baby Giraffe was on some side abs toner thing, ARMS came and lay on the mat next to me and opposite the Baby Giraffe. Well the Baby Giraffe couldn’t even look and I got the giggles and had to move. AND NO JOKES HE MOVED TO THE MACHINE NEXT TO ME!! It was awful; he was tall, broad shoulders, arms that could throw you around some and a face you could stare all day long (and the night).
We left. We had no choice. I was in fits of very girlish giggles. We went to Tesco’s for some food.
THEY WERE IN THERE ASWEL. By the milk. The Baby Giraffe spun on the spot and hid in the “gluten free” isle and I hid behind a freezer, giggling. Worse of all he was with CELLPHONE GUY another fit bit that was at the gym last week and spent the entire time on the phone and working out!!
Why do bad things happen to good people!! The Baby Giraffe is currently sat on the sofa in depression unable to turn the TV on (I better not be missing anything good) and I have just inhaled a chocolate yoghurt with bits of Cadbury’s Flake in it.
I'm considering becoming a hermit!!!
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