In the future I think it best that I meet Serge-a-like in an open field, whilst wearing flats and 100% sober!! Seriously!! After the disaster of the stairs last week I thought that this week would be different. And considering he had already touched me I knew what to expect.
Well, I did not expect the sofa I came in contact with!! Yes that’s right the sofa...I fell over. The horrific thing was that I had already made eye contact and smiled when it happened so HE SAW!!! Honestly this guy must have a secret vendetta against me. Or maybe it was the very strong Mojitos (thank you Bailey), amaretto (thank you me) and sambucas (thank you me again) I was drinking that blinded me, causing me to not see a massive 3 seater which I proceeded to then fall over!!
Nope, defiantly the secret vendetta!!
I might lay low for a week or so. In fact make that lay low until Wednesday (Mojo is having a gig night).
In other news, Clive has discovered that the Baby Giraffe has been on his MySpace and company website (i.e. majorly stalking him). It’s ok though; she told him I went on them to see what bands he has work with. So now I’m a crazy drunk boy mad stalker!! Life just keeps getting better and better.
Thank God The Affordable Vintage fair is in town next weekend. I need some projects to take my mind and eyes off of the male species. I think I might make myself a hi-vis jacket to wear next time I'm out.
Note to self: never try and talk to Serge-a-like on or near a road. The consequences may be fatal.
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